| Excerpts From The Book |
| A Night at the Precinct, by Brett Butler |
| Accidentally Her Greatest Lover, by Jay Leno |
| First Rule of a Show, by Steven Wright |
| First Time Headliner, by Ron White |
| Shaq Can Stop Bullets, by Carlos Mencia |
| Excerpts From Volume Two |
| 200 Frat Guys, by Liz Feldman |
| Comic Profiling, by David Attell |
| It Almost Hit Ellen, by Hugh Fink |
| Miles Davis Looked Me Over, by Frankie Pace |
| The Passover Performance, by The Sklar Brothers |
| Legends, Rumors and Lies |
| More Stories from Mark |
| More Stories from Ritch |
| A Show for the Ladies, by Ritch Shydner |
| Career Advice from a Crazed Genius, by Ritch Shydner |
| Don’t Get Shot Here, by Ritch Shydner |
| Forgetful Joke Thief, by Ritch Shydner |
| Johnny’s Heart Attacks My Act, by Ritch Shydner |
| Letterman and the Dove, by Ritch Shydner |
| Ollie Joe in Pittsburgh, by Ritch Shydner |
| That Comic Is My Wife, by Ritch Shydner |
| The Comic Advance, by Ritch Shydner |
| Welcome to St. Louis, by Ritch Shydner |
| Stories From Our Friends |
| Me, Dave Chappelle and My Yarmulke, by Richard Rabkin |
